10 Best Quotes From Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: Kimmy vs. The Reverend
Netflix just dropped Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: Kimmy Schmidt vs. the Reverend, and fans are thrilled to see these beloved characters back again. The interactive special gives former Mole Woman, Kimmy Schmidt, one last adventure before settling down and getting married.
The film allows viewers to choose what the characters do in certain situations, which can have a lasting effect on the movie's outcome. Regardless of what viewers chose, however, there are oodles of memorable quotes throughout the special. Keep reading to see 10 of the best.
10 "I’m An Actor. I Can Act Like I Got Strong."
With Titus preparing for a movie, Jacqueline needs him to be in top shape. He was preparing for a role where he played a Navy Seal and needed to, well, look like a Navy Seal. But Titus adores food and sleep too much to ever train like a man in the military.
As Titus leaves Kimmy and Freddy's home, he tells them he's going to the gym but he really heads back to his couch where he rests his eyes. Instead of working out, he claims he can just act strong. He is an actor after all!
9 "Elmo Want Fredrick’s Tongue!"
Kimmy may act like a 15-year-old girl but she's actually a woman in her thirties. Since her youth was taken from her in the bunker, Kimmy's mature side never really set in. She never had those "first-time" experiences. In Kimmy Schmidt vs. the Reverend, however, Kimmy is now mature enough for the things she always wished of doing.
Being engaged to Freddy, the two are intimate and have a unique way of showing their affection for one another. In one scene, Freddy calls Kimmy "Elmo" and she responds in Elmo's voice.
8 "I Want A Wife And A Family And A Salad Spinner."
You know you're an adult when you have a salad spinner, right? Who needs two forks for salad shuffling when you can buy a bowl that spins everything together? This is what Freddy wants most in life: an adult kitchen accessory. Besides a stable, "normal" family, Freddy wants a salad spinner. He may be royal but he wants to do things the old-fashioned way — like making his own salads.
7 "Titus Andromedon Is Not Supposed To Die On A Mountain Like A Bored White Person. He’s Supposed To Be Choked To Death At The Met Gala!"
Truth be told, everything Titus says could be put into an article as a great quote. His tone and the way he spins everything is genius. However, hearing him demand an elegant death is one of the best.
After hiking for miles with Kimmy, Titus becomes tired and needs a rest. He would take a stop on the way to Peabody Falls but that's asking for someone to kill him. He'd much rather be strangled at the iconic Met Gala.
6 "So You Two Didn’t Have C-E-C-T-C-H-S?"
If viewers chose Lillian to teach Freddy a lesson over Fiona, they'd be directed to Cyndee questioning what they did when they were alone. Instead of blatantly asking if they slept together, Cyndee's young mind spells it out. Adorably, she doesn't have the vulgar energy to spell out s-e-x, so she sounds it out: c-e-c-t-c-h-s. Lillian and Freddy were both confused so Cyndee had to say "sex" eventually, but it was still hysterical watching her try to refrain from using it.
5 "You Can’t Just Forget Where You Put Them! They’re Not CD Cases, They’re People!"
When Kimmy is chasing the Reverend through the forest, she finally catches up to him and has him in a vulnerable position. With a gun in her backpack, she asks him where his bunker was. He claims he forgot, which drives Kimmy to compare forgetting captives to forgetting CD cases.
By Kimmy talking about CDs, it reminds viewers that she still lives in the '90s, when she was captured and CDs were still a thing. No matter how much time has gone by or how great Kimmy's life is in the present, her mind is traumatized enough to stay in that time frame from her bunker days.
4 "If You Think Something’s Fun, It’s Gonna Be Dumb And For Babies."
With three days left until Kimmy and Freddy's wedding, she has a wedding dress fitting with Jacqueline and Titus. Kimmy's stuck between two dresses: a fancy one and a fun one. She of course is leaning more towards the fun one, but Titus panics. If Kimmy chose a fun dress, it was probably going to be extremely dated and childlike. And, if viewers chose correctly, he wasn't wrong...
3 "Books Are Like Movies For Your Head!"
Jan is Kimmy's favorite backpack. When Kimmy brings Jan along, she's not just a normal JanSport backpack. Kimmy has conversations with Jan, and she becomes one of Kimmy's closest friends.
In the Netflix special, Kimmy and Freddy are caught in a pickle: should they kiss, read, or plan their wedding? If the viewers tell Kimmy to read her book, Jan says that "books are like movies for your head!". And as silly as that sounds, she's not wrong.
2 “It Hurts My Area.”
In a rather personal moment, Kimmy and Freddy become aroused when talking about being normal people. The moment Freddy starts talking about being a normal guy with no baggage, Kimmy tells him that he "hurts [her] area." Later on, Freddy also calls his downstairs his area. These two are so innocent they can't even say the proper name for their body parts.
1 “Well, We Claimed He Was [A Pilot] On His College Applications, But Now If I Don’t Want To Go To Jail, Rick Singer Says We Need Proof.”
In a hilarious nod at the college admissions scandal that took over Hollywood in 2019, Jacqueline talks about faking Buckley's qualifications as a pilot to get him into college. She forces Buckley to take her and Kimmy for a ride in the plane, but the kid has no idea what's doing. As long as he's dressed the part, Jacqueline is hoping that's enough to get him into school.
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May 13, 2020 at 05:30AM
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